Flash vs. Class: Feminism and Success

Today, my 84-year-old boss came into the office and said, “You stay conservative!  I just saw this woman… this 40-year-old woman…” and then he  proceeded to move his arms around his body in disbelief. I’m going to assume she looked like this to get my point across. I understood immediately what he meant with the… Continue reading Flash vs. Class: Feminism and Success

In Review: The Real World: Portland, Episode 10

This week, Jordan, Avery and Johnny go on a Zombie Survival Weekend.  Marlon and Jessica keep it Jesus and go to church because of their complicated carnal desires.  The rest of the gang hang around the house doing nothing. This week, in case you missed it and want spoilers: Daisy rolls around in bed with Avery… Continue reading In Review: The Real World: Portland, Episode 10

In Review: Pillsbury Supreme Collection, Red Velvet; Betty Crocker Cream Cheese

When two become one… it’s a beautiful day or night or afternoon.  I don’t judge cake-eating people. Tastes so good, make a grown woman cry. Cake Wise Words: If you follow the regular directions, you’ll end up with a mushy paste of both filling and cake batter.  I kept adding water until they were a less chunky… Continue reading In Review: Pillsbury Supreme Collection, Red Velvet; Betty Crocker Cream Cheese

Photo How To: KFC Bowl

The majority of your ingredients!  *Corn not pictured Boil water for the potatoes! Pan-fry your bacon! Chop your potatoes!!!  Keep the skin on! Boil your potatoes! Smash your chicken!  (With whatever you have handy…) Done. After the pounding, chop your chicken into bite-sized pieces.  Then put chicken pieces in a bowl with hot sauce and… Continue reading Photo How To: KFC Bowl

In Review: Buffalo Wild Wing’s Wild Bloody Mary

That’s one spicy meatball. I am one of Buffalo Wild Wing‘s biggest fan, as you may know from my previous entry.  I decided to test their take on one of my drink favories: The Bloody Mary.  And they slapped “Wild” on it, so obviously I had to try it. The thing about the Bloody Mary… Continue reading In Review: Buffalo Wild Wing’s Wild Bloody Mary

Unforgivable Fashion Sin: The Double Denim

It was not cute when Britney and Justin did it at the American Music Awards. It certainly won’t be cute when other celebrities (or YOU) do it. Here’s Kate Hudson schlepping herself around town in this atrocious ensemble. Imma let you finish, Kanye, but please change your jacket or pants first. David Beckham seems to… Continue reading Unforgivable Fashion Sin: The Double Denim

In Review: Tresemme, The Holiest of Hairsprays

I prefer level 4, but I’ll take level 5 if it’s available. When looking for a hairspray, I grade on two things: strength and scent. Strength: This hairspray keeps my hair in top form but does not cement my hair to my skull.  I’ve dabbled in the fine art of hair and with about nine… Continue reading In Review: Tresemme, The Holiest of Hairsprays