If you’re a person who has not frequented this place before, come here for the drinks alone. I meant that. Specifically, come here for the drinks alone because the food is never too great.
HOWEVER: The service is always above and beyond.
And so it begins.
I always enjoy a place who offers free food while you guzzle down drinks like you’re a savage beast at a watering hole. It’s a slippery slope if you start with tequila shots and it gets even sloppier if you reject their chips and salsa sacrifice.
But someone has to do it.
This s*** is B-A-N-A-N-A-S (strawberry).
Upon meeting this drink, I said it was, “A Goblet of Awesome.” I know this is wrong in a number to bar-tending ways, but it just felt so right.
I meant it when I said it and I mean it when I say it again. Because, Oh My God.
The drink has a mask over its face in order to convince you that it’s not that bad: it’s good for you. Don’t let this drink seduce you! It is a temptress who is up to no good!
I say all of this with good intentions. The drink is by far the most delicious drink I have had that has involved tequila. Which automatically means it is trouble and a force to be reckoned with.
The drink is smooth and tastes very sweet. This Sangria laced Margarita is so dangerous because of the amount of alcohol you do not taste.
I went through two before I sampled another kind of drink. The instant shock to my system proved to be an instant fact pushed into evidence; that this drink duped me into trusting it. I felt instantly betrayed but in the same moment: instantly, euphorically satisfied.